I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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