everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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