Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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