did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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