I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i think my mom watched the whole time
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
