"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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