She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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