I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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