Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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