yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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