Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
either way he was missing a nipple.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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