I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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