I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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