Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize