is your mom at the bar?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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