Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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