No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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