this boner is exhausting
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
