i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
The ass gains better be worth it
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