This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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