I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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