How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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