omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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