If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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