we're blogging at a bar
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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