We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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