I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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