If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
