My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
The beer is more important than you right now.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
he high fived his dick after we had sex
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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