oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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