Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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