I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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