OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Someone shit on the floor
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
