That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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