Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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