i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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