i permit you to call me
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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