I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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