I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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