return my video game
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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