So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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