i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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