Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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