nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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