No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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