You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
false alarm, still single
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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