I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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