i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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