i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just had sex on a roof
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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