): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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