**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just want to make out with him forever
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I think people are normalizing furries
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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