Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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