My underwear smells like fireworks.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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