you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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