Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
