i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
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