Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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